15 Short But Amusing Jokes To Impress Your Friends

Hoping for a good laugh, a redditor under the username KevlarGorilla, asked the community of Reddit “What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?”

Top 15 Short But Very Funny Jokes

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The question gathered short but hilarious jokes from the people of the internet.

Here are 15 of the short but surely pack-a-good laugh jokes from Reddit:

1.

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. –TheDutchWonder (3.6k Upvotes)

2.

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My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo. –Banaboy (3.4k Upvotes)

3.

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I can’t stand being in a wheelchair. –Noobsauce9001 (3.3k Upvotes)

4.

Her and I, Her and Me or She and Me

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. –Axton740 (3.1k Upvotes)

5.

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A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.” –sismit (3k Upvotes)

6.

See You Friday or See You on Friday

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want. –Alvarius (2.5k Upvotes)

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“This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.” –ImAnEagle (2.4k Upvotes)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. –Paver (2.3k Upvotes)

9.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says:

“Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?” –gradystebbins (2.3k Upvotes)

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places. –Exnihilation (2.3k Upvotes)

11.

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. –tijuana_brass (1.9k Upvotes)

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Wanna hear a joke about Potassium?

(whether they say ‘yes’ or ‘no’):

K. –DropDeadFred (1.4k Upvotes)

13.

travel abroad

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday.

Never again. –Gweedling (1.2k Upvotes)

14.

Military Term Meanings

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle and then pepper spray by the police.

He’s now a seasoned veteran. –Randy__Bobandy (833 Upvotes)

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The Value Of Humor

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In a world often filled with seriousness and uncertainty, humor remains a valuable tool for connection and resilience.

As we enjoy and laugh with these 15 jokes, let us remember that a good joke can brighten even the darkest of days.

This article was produced and syndicated by TPR Teaching. Source.

Caitriona Maria is an education writer and founder of TPR Teaching, crafting inspiring pieces that promote the importance of developing new skills. For 7 years, she has been committed to providing students with the best learning opportunities possible, both domestically and abroad. Dedicated to unlocking students' potential, Caitriona has taught English in several countries and continues to explore new cultures through her travels.

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