14 Viral Two-Liners to Make Your Day

Prepare to laugh out loud as we count down the top 15 two-line jokes from Reddit. These quick-witted gems pack a punch of humor in just two lines.

Best Two-Line Jokes From Social Media

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Have you ever wondered, “What’s the best two-line joke out there?” Flooded with hilarious jokes from the people of the internet, laugh out loud at some of the best two-line jokes compiled from Reddit sources.

Here are the top 14 two-liners according to all the jokers out there:


asian guy on phone

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor. –ZincHead


girl laughing out loud

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?

So they can Scandinavian. –gsurfer04


laughing elderly

What’s made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones. –lastaccountgotlocked


laughing at someone

Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

They’re making all the headlines… –_interuptingcow


woman laughing at man

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised. –Scrappy_Larue


laughing male teacher

A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90. Please be careful!”

Herman said, “It’s not just one car. There’s hundreds of them!” –Outlaw_Jose_Cuervo


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I went to a zoo the other day, but they only had one exhibit, a dog.

It was a shitzu. –AccomplishedHabit125


man pointing

My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort. –butrcupps


friends laughing at stories

“What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?”

“There was a traffic jam!” –Velocirexisaur


joking about someone

I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist. –Roguer9


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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. –Oozlum-Bird


confused woman with phone

What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees –RiverCalm6375


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Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneaded a poo. –BookLearning13


middle aged man laughing

We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.

Runs in our jeans. –Fillard_Millmore

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Key Takeaways

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In the world of humor, brevity truly is the soul of wit. If you are having a hard time and you need a laugh, these jokes might help you relieve stress and anxiety.

 Furthermore, these top 15 two-line jokes from Reddit remind us that sometimes, the shortest jokes deliver the biggest laughs.

This article was produced by TPR Teaching. Sources 1 and 2.

Caitriona Maria is an education writer and founder of TPR Teaching, crafting inspiring pieces that promote the importance of developing new skills. For 7 years, she has been committed to providing students with the best learning opportunities possible, both domestically and abroad. Dedicated to unlocking students' potential, Caitriona has taught English in several countries and continues to explore new cultures through her travels.

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